These were apparently winners in a Washington Post competition. Enjoy!

Third place:

There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky,
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On his flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."

And the winning entry - First Place:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.